US Schools Taking Away Children’s Meat and Cheese Over a Fairytale

I was amazed to find out that there are schools in America that are reducing or removing meat from school lunches and replacing it with tofu. Tofu is not even real food, is it?
This is all being done to reduce the carbon footprint of students. Meanwhile scientists have just discovered 100 metric tonnes of molten carbon directly under the western US that could be released into the atmosphere at any time.
So let the kids have their meat back.